The Spellcaster's Source Hoodoo and Voodoo Witchcraft Blog of Talia Felix

  This simple spell to keep away the police comes from Zora Neale Hurston's collection of 1920s magic spells.  You need: 3 large John the Conqueror roots Talk to the roots and tell them you need them to keep away the police and the law. Then bury them at your gate or whatever entry would be used to access your property. 

Black chime candles -- enough to burn 1 weekly for the span of your call Law Keep Away Powder Black Cat Oil Law Keep Away Incense (optional) Bend Over Oil (optional)  Every Thursday, dress your black candle with the Black Cat and Law Keep Away formulas. Burn the candle over your jury summons paperwork or over another representational item of the court. If you do get called to appear, burn some Law Keep Away incense and put the ashes in your shoe, then perfume yourself with Bend Over oil when you make your appearance. Be honest about everything, and say why you don't want to serve, and the judge will be likely to excuse you or reject you for service.

I come upon people from time to time wanting advice for what to do about unpleasant neighbors -- usually stuff about letting their dogs use other folks' lawns as toilets or problems with spreading gossip. However, here is a list of bad neighbors you can be glad you don't have: The 7 Most Insane True Stories of Neighbors from Hell . In there we've got a lottery winner who liked to run a racetrack on his property and launch fireworks over the neighborhood causing a safety hazard, a woman living "in the center of a metropolis of shit-eating rats just to piss off a couple of old people", and a guy who framed his neighbor for murder for not helping him move a motorcycle. What to do if you have terrible neighbors of any description? Well, if they see to be targeting you, you can start by sprinkling Peace Water around your property and laying pinches of Master Powder in the corners of your land (if your land isn't square or rectangular you can just guess where a ...